Anonymous asked:Your face is hot. But it would be hotter between my legs.
damn my freshman roommate in college was this super cute christian girl who was so sweet like i think she was born from jesus’ tears on the cross anyway one night i was 1000000% sure she had left to stay with a friend so i took a shower and came back and turned the lights off and watched weird porn with the volume all the way up for like three hours and then like came four times and as i was getting ready to go to sleep i heard her turn over in her bed.
Do you ever want to talk to someone but
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
Let’s all pause for a moment to appreciate the many faces of Ed Sheeran
what’s the point of being mean when you can be like
i made a thing
this was more useful than university
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